1 00:00:07,226 --> 00:00:10,226 Um, Mom? I have a serious problem right now. 2 00:00:10,226 --> 00:00:12,226 You do? What is it, honey? 3 00:00:12,226 --> 00:00:16,226 Well, um, you know how I was supposed to have a date earlier today? 4 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,226 And she hasn't showed up all day. 5 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:20,226 Yeah. 6 00:00:20,226 --> 00:00:25,226 Yeah, well, I sort of took a pill, um, to kind of make the date go better, if you know what I mean. 7 00:00:27,226 --> 00:00:32,226 And now I've been hard for like all day, and I date won't go away. 8 00:00:32,226 --> 00:00:36,226 And I know the ads say if it's been more than four hours, I call a doctor, but... 9 00:00:36,226 --> 00:00:39,226 You know, I always thought they should have said, call more girls. 10 00:00:39,226 --> 00:00:40,226 Yeah. 11 00:00:40,226 --> 00:00:43,226 Yeah, I guess so. 12 00:00:43,226 --> 00:00:45,226 So it's been that long? 13 00:00:45,226 --> 00:00:46,226 Yeah. 14 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:51,226 Well, here, let me see. I mean, I keep hearing about this, but not that I have had personal experience. 15 00:00:51,226 --> 00:00:55,226 I mean, well, I guess that seems kind of weird. 16 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:59,226 But I'll think of it, that's why I've always taken care of you, haven't I? 17 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,226 I've been like this all day, so like I don't really care at this point. 18 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:03,226 Yeah. 19 00:01:03,226 --> 00:01:05,226 It's just such a huge problem. 20 00:01:05,226 --> 00:01:06,226 It's... 21 00:01:08,226 --> 00:01:11,226 Well, I mean, it looks okay. 22 00:01:11,226 --> 00:01:15,226 It does. I mean, it's not discolored or anything. 23 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:17,226 Okay. 24 00:01:17,226 --> 00:01:19,226 Hmm, I'm sure he was kind to you, son. 25 00:01:19,226 --> 00:01:21,226 Um, but... 26 00:01:23,226 --> 00:01:25,226 You know, maybe... 27 00:01:25,226 --> 00:01:28,226 Have you tried to come? Have you been masturbating? And... 28 00:01:28,226 --> 00:01:33,226 I tried and I did a couple times, but still, like, it wouldn't go down. 29 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:35,226 It still didn't go down. 30 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:39,226 I mean, third time's a charm. 31 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:40,226 I guess so. 32 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,226 Did it do it? 33 00:01:42,226 --> 00:01:44,226 Why don't I try? 34 00:01:44,226 --> 00:01:46,226 Maybe? 35 00:01:46,226 --> 00:01:50,226 I'll try anything at this point. I'm just, it's been so bad. 36 00:01:50,226 --> 00:01:53,330 Yeah? Well, here. 37 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,330 Come here. 38 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:03,010 Let's see what I can do for you. 39 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:05,010 Hmm. I mean... 40 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:09,010 Oh, well. 41 00:02:23,826 --> 00:02:27,882 Oh, I don't want to... 42 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,882 Oh, I don't want to... 43 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,882 No. 44 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:33,882 I know I shouldn't, but... 45 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:43,986 I mean, everything looks healthy. 46 00:02:43,986 --> 00:02:46,986 It doesn't look like, you know... 47 00:04:21,786 --> 00:04:23,786 It's just getting harder. 48 00:04:23,786 --> 00:04:24,786 It is. 49 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:27,786 Maybe I should sit on it. 50 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:30,786 I guess we could try that. 51 00:04:30,786 --> 00:04:36,786 I mean, this is, I'm kind of freaking out about it right now. 52 00:04:36,786 --> 00:04:37,786 Yeah. 53 00:04:37,786 --> 00:04:40,786 It is awful hard, isn't it? 54 00:04:40,786 --> 00:04:44,786 But I think it'll be alright. 55 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:51,786 Oh yeah, let's try sitting on it. 56 00:04:51,786 --> 00:04:56,786 I think that might work. 57 00:04:56,786 --> 00:05:01,786 I think it's going to be alright. 58 00:05:01,786 --> 00:05:04,786 I'm going to try it. 59 00:05:04,786 --> 00:05:07,786 I'm going to try it. 60 00:05:07,786 --> 00:05:10,786 I'm going to try it. 61 00:05:10,786 --> 00:05:12,786 I'm going to try it. 62 00:05:12,786 --> 00:05:13,786 I'm going to try it. 63 00:05:13,786 --> 00:05:14,786 I'm going to try it. 64 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:14,786 Oh yeah. 65 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:19,786 Oh yeah. 66 00:06:19,786 --> 00:06:24,786 Oh yeah. 67 00:06:24,786 --> 00:06:27,786 Oh God. 68 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:30,786 It feels good. 69 00:06:30,786 --> 00:06:34,786 It can't be all bad. 70 00:06:34,786 --> 00:06:37,786 It's as good as it feels. 71 00:06:37,786 --> 00:06:38,786 Oh yeah. 72 00:06:38,786 --> 00:06:39,786 Oh yeah. 73 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:37,962 Oh my, look at that. 74 00:09:28,722 --> 00:09:36,154 Yeah, this place definitely worked. 75 00:09:36,154 --> 00:09:39,154 It worked so hard. 76 00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:40,154 Yes. 77 00:09:41,154 --> 00:09:43,154 Oh, yeah. 78 00:09:44,154 --> 00:09:45,154 Yeah. 79 00:09:45,154 --> 00:09:46,154 Yeah. 80 00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:47,154 Yeah. 81 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,154 Yeah. 82 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,898 Yeah. 83 00:09:49,898 --> 00:09:50,898 Yeah. 84 00:09:50,898 --> 00:09:51,898 Yeah. 85 00:09:51,898 --> 00:09:52,898 Yeah. 86 00:09:52,898 --> 00:09:53,898 Yeah. 87 00:09:53,898 --> 00:09:54,898 Yeah. 88 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,930 Yeah. 89 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,930 Yeah. 90 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:01,530 Yeah. 91 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,530 Yeah. 92 00:12:47,946 --> 00:12:50,922 oh my 93 00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:54,922 hmm yes 94 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,482 Let's savor that for a moment. 95 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,482 Oh yeah. 96 00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:42,914 Oh, my. 97 00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:47,234 Oh, yeah. 98 00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:54,826 Oh yes, yes. 99 00:13:56,826 --> 00:13:58,826 Oh yeah. 100 00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:04,826 Oh yes. 101 00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:14,346 Oh my god. 102 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,666 oh yeah 103 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:32,666 oh yeah 104 00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:53,786 Oh my, oh that's a lot. 105 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:34,714 Oh my god, oh my god. 106 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:06,586 Oh my god. 107 00:16:40,218 --> 00:16:42,698 Oh, yeah. 108 00:16:45,218 --> 00:16:45,898 Yeah. 109 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:48,598 Oh, yeah. 110 00:17:38,138 --> 00:17:43,882 And eight... 111 00:17:43,882 --> 00:17:48,594 And nine... 112 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:54,234 And ten... 113 00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:58,690 And eleven... 114 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:04,906 And twelve... 115 00:18:04,906 --> 00:18:10,490 And thirteen... 116 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:15,970 And fourteen... 117 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,290 And fifteen... 118 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:23,914 And sixteen... 119 00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:27,914 And eighteen... 120 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:32,338 And nineteen... 121 00:18:32,338 --> 00:18:37,210 And twenty... 122 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:41,346 And twenty-two... 123 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:46,410 And twenty-three... 124 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:50,410 And twenty-four... 125 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,898 And twenty-five... 126 00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:07,114 Yeah. 127 00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:09,186 Oh, yeah. 128 00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:14,186 Oh, my. 129 00:21:44,330 --> 00:22:00,306 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh yeah! Oh, fuck yeah! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Yes! Yes! 130 00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:09,754 Oh yeah! 131 00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:14,498 Oh my god! 132 00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:16,498 Yes! 133 00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:21,786 Oh my god! 134 00:23:21,786 --> 00:23:23,786 Oh yeah! 135 00:23:27,786 --> 00:23:29,786 Yeah! 136 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:34,450 Oh my! 137 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,450 Oh yeah! 138 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,450 Oh yes! 139 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:43,610 Oh yeah! 140 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:48,834 Ah! Yeah! 141 00:23:52,986 --> 00:23:54,986 Oh yeah baby! 142 00:23:56,986 --> 00:23:58,986 Yeah! Oh my! 143 00:23:58,986 --> 00:24:00,986 Oh my god! Yeah! 144 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:03,442 Yeah! 145 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:13,890 Oh my! 146 00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:15,898 Oh yes! 147 00:24:15,898 --> 00:24:17,970 Oh my god! 148 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:19,970 Oh! Oh baby! 149 00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,970 Yeah! Oh my! 150 00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:23,970 God! 151 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:26,874 Yeah! 152 00:24:26,874 --> 00:24:28,874 Oh yeah! 153 00:24:28,874 --> 00:24:30,874 Yes! Yes! 154 00:24:30,874 --> 00:24:32,874 Oh yeah! 155 00:24:32,874 --> 00:24:34,874 Oh! Oh yeah! 156 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,874 Yes! Oh! Oh my! 157 00:24:40,874 --> 00:24:42,874 Yeah! 158 00:24:42,874 --> 00:24:44,874 Oh yeah! 159 00:24:48,874 --> 00:24:50,874 Oh yes! 160 00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:00,610 Oh, yes. 161 00:25:11,818 --> 00:25:15,806 I think it might be getting a little softer now. 162 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,306 Yeah, you think it might go down now? 163 00:25:17,306 --> 00:25:19,306 I think it might go down now. 164 00:25:19,306 --> 00:25:20,306 I hope so. 165 00:25:20,306 --> 00:25:21,306 Yeah. 166 00:25:21,306 --> 00:25:23,306 If not, come back and see me.